Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
My cat would be dead before I got 50
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
Toucan
She's only happy when "It's Complicated."
What's a light bulb
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
Snow White's virginity.
Five six seven eight!
You made the chain too long in the kitchen.
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
Too Mennonite." - Hitchens
Two Mennonite
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
