Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.
It's all right!
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
None, it is a hardware issue!
Snow whites cherry.
Take away the letter S.
Oh, I can't complain.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Too Mennonite." - Hitchens
Old.
Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.