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What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.