What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle