What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Why were the two Chinese scientists having trouble cloning a caucasian?

Because two Wongs can't make a white.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

It had a javelin through it's head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.