What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Previous Random Joke Next
Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Revolving Door Jokes More Revolving Door Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...