How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!