Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Why was Windows afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 10.

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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.