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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)