Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

3 years

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

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What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.