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Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer?

Something that goes straight for the juggler!