Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.