What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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Mr. Bus (think about it)

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None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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There goes my gyro

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There goes my gyroooo

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?