What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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I told her that drinks were on the house

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

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An investigator. Ba dum tss.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

The hunter has to wait until it's in season!

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?