How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

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What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.