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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!