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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

Trick question the rooster.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order