How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is not the answer to this question?

Not this.

What's the answer for question #2?

2.B or not 2.B

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor