How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

When I was just a little girl I asked my mother, what will I be?

Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.