What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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What did Batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!