What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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What do they say when Batman catches a cold?

He's ben affleckted.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.