What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

How do you catch a peculiar rabbit?

Unique up on it.

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What do you call a fishermans newborn?

Fresh bait

Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.