What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"