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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What, you hooked?

He says "All net."

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

To

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.