What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)