What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who's there! Becca! Becca who?

Becca the net!

What sort of net is useless for catching fish?

A football net!

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah