What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine?

I'll be black.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!