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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.