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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!