What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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I just need some bread.

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The Eng gland.

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Salt

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Nah, I'm-a stay.

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A candle-nah-brah