What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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When someone asks, "How are you?

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I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Cheerios. say it in a British accent

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)