What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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How was work?

Flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah