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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.