Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi