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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

Gandhi Jokes More Gandhi Jokes

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt