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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste