Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.