What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Relaxatives.

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Squeaky clean clothes.

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A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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A Juan on Juan.

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Tequila Mockingbird.

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Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird