What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!