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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)