What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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An Aflacco

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird