Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.