Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.