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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common?

They're still talking about what happened in 1982.

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

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What is worse than three kids in trash can?

One kid in three trash cans

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.