Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

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Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.