Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Twelve
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
Because they are in sects.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Because it'll gobble up everything.
They havent been taught good table manners!
Second Caribou: A maybee.
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.