Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Twelve
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
They trash talk.
Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Because they are always earwigging their conversations!
He gobbles up.
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Owlgebra.