Which bug gobbles up trash?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Gobble Jokes More Gobble Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

He gobbles up.

Second Caribou Jokes More Second Caribou Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

Litterbug Jokes More Litterbug Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.