One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
A spider
A dia-beetle
Her computer had a bug...
A spider!
Scarabic
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
Stephen Hawking
Flossless compression!
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
GeSTAHPo!
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
An I-shoulda-pede.
A lunatic! (luna-tick)
You gotta be chitin me!
A bahumbug!
Because they are always earwigging their conversations!
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.
Because they are in sects.
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
Bug Rodgers!
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
A hoarse fly.
A gras shopper.
Paras
Pokemon
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.
Because of the overflow errors!
A Mini Golf.
An elephant disguised as a banana!
Because they always blow their trunks off!
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
The Wii hours of the morning.
Well plaid.
As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.
An Iraqnid.
None, that's a hardware problem
To the foobar.