Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

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What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Who's there! Bug! Bug who?

Bug Rodgers!

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

Vw Bug Jokes More Vw Bug Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did the cheese maker not enjoy the movie?

In a Dutch accent Not much Gouda

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Bug Bite Jokes More Bug Bite Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes