Bug Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Who's there! Bug! Bug who?

Bug Rodgers!

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail?

I didn't have enough seed money.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Mosqui Toe Jokes More Mosqui Toe Jokes

What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Eastern Europe Jokes More Eastern Europe Jokes

What do you call an arcade in eastern europe?

Czech-e-cheese

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Fro Jokes More Fro Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.