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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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How can you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)