How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!