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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Change??

How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

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How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!