How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Gnat Jokes More Gnat Jokes

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!