How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.