How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.