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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?