Eye Doctor Jokes

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who?

Alaska my mummy!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Optical Aleutian Jokes More Optical Aleutian Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

Aleutian Jokes More Aleutian Jokes

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!