Eye Doctor Jokes

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.