Eye Doctor Jokes

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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Island Jokes More Island Jokes

What were the Virgin Islands called, after Chuck Norris visited them?

The Islands

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What! why?

The doctor says "So I can examine you"

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

How amphetamine addiction is called?

Need for Speed.

Optical Aleutian Jokes More Optical Aleutian Jokes

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!