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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.