How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What do Iron Man and Sarah Palin have in common?

They both had a little Downey inside of them.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.