Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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What do you call an internet cafe in Russia?

A cyberian cafe.

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.