Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three