Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.