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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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The Milky Wei.

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Thug Lice.

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Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Both of them.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.