What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

Previous Random Joke Next

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bee can never make up its mind?

A maybe

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Astro Jokes More Astro Jokes

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Astro Knot Jokes More Astro Knot Jokes

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.