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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!