What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!