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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

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Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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Who's there! Caroline! Caroline who?

Caroline of rope with you!

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.