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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.