What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space?

A cos-meow-naut.

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.