What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

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How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

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What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What is tangled rope in space called?

Astro-knot

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.