What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.