March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

How much space is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What does mosquito say when its parents die?

Shhhhhh.....it!!

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe