What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

How did 3 know 4 was a Ballerina?

He had a 2-2.

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What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe