What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah