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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.