What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......