What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism