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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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