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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

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Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.