What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Ruble Jokes More Ruble Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar