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Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.