What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.