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What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.