Billiards and Billiards
It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.
Because he plays with Pooh all day.
Expecto-Patron-On-Ice
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
Make aedile.
Cosmos.