What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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You can almost hear them.

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A pin.

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What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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Simon 16

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What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball

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They hit eight ball first because it was black.