What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

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Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink?

Cosmos.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards