Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.