Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans.

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.