Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

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What does a flower in a race car yell?

Petal to the nettle!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

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What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.

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What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Where do Russian spies live?

In a Snow Den.