Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Taco Bell for lunch
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Chickpea
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Tennish.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
I don't know you tell me.
A corn has ears.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!