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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do men and tile floors have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.