Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What is a goal keepers favourite snack?

Beans on post!

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.