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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!