Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!