Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.