Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did the bean say to the other bean?

How have you been?

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level