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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Who's there! Cork! Cork who?

Cork and beans!

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.