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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

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Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

Me stops jumping: You would have said no

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.