Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.