Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!