Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!