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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?

Cats can't drive!

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.