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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

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Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did Palpatine order in the drive thru?

Friiiiiiies

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

Golf Course Jokes More Golf Course Jokes

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why didn't the movie ticket get convicted of both of its crimes?

It would only admit one.