What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.