What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste