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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Monk Jokes More Monk Jokes

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.