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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch