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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs