How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy?

Dork chocolate

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus