How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Why is Halloween a hillbilly's favorite holiday?

Because they like to pumpkin.

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree