How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre