How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost