What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Why did the dwarf go out of business?

The overheads were too high.