What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns?

An Armadealer

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.