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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!