What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

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Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough