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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show?

Lost

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt