What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

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How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.