Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Minnesota.
My sister.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
Buy high sell higher.
The store guard.
An Armadealer
Boom
They believe in a single-pair system.
He only sold left wings.
HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!
He put it up Fur Elise!
An atheist writer praying his book will sell.
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
The htc M8. Oi mate
He wanted to make some doe!
So he could make his 4Chan.
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
Pound an alarm
Dead men sell no snails!
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
It was sold to the highest Buddha.
Do you sell flip-flips?
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.
A re-cyclist.
The Bad Habit.
He was baroque.
By selling your camera.
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.
Dr. Pepe
Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence
Because his mixtape was to die for...
300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."
He was selling quack.
Because he was baroque.
Clay Aiken.
A crustacean.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
It was selling coke.
By selling your guitar.
DLC.
Usually purr can!
A bus
Because they sell more tickets!
It's a shifty business.
Insufficient funds.
McBongald's
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.
Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
Nice doing business with you!
They were selling quack in the park.
Turned down 4 watt
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
A Wind-up Merchant.
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
He had to get plaid.
Because polly wanted a cracker
They both sell G-strings
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because they all add up!
A sailor.
An entrepruner.
Selfridges.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
He was selling ill-eagle drugs.
Face value.
A satisfactory
A Moosical
Battleshvitz
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because in America, freedom rings.
Because techies respawns
Fabric softener.
A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly
Because he's Snow'd-in!
It was an emergent sea.
When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
This is non-cents!
