Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

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Dalek themselves clean

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Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.