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Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

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What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!