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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe