What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe