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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.