What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How did you get those horrible burns?

Flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.