Ship Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

Ship Jokes

What does the European say to the black couple?

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

Why are firetrucks red?

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

What do you call a snail on a ship?

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

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Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

Where do you party on a ship?

What is the strictest part of a ship?

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

What did the programmer call his ship?

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

What saved the ship?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

What kind of ship never sinks?

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

What is a sandwich on a ship?

What does a ship say when it is cold?

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

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