Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.