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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken