Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!