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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.