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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!