Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

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What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!

What was the yacht doing while it played heavy metal music?

Dokken