Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

Yacht Jokes More Yacht Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?

Shark absorbers!