What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

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What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Antibiotics!

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.