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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

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What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.