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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin