What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What do you call a group of kids?

A migraine

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.