What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

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What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'