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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.