What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.