What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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She became an anchor...

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I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

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Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.