Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!