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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required