Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.