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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

Why is there no Mexican Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder