Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.