Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

What do you call it when you do papercrafts with seaweed?

Norigami.

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.