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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.