What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!