What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.