What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why did the crab hate to share?

He was a little shellfish.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

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Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!