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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.