April Sale - 20% Off

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Previous Random Joke Next

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Why was the ocean so cranky?

You'd be cranky too if you had crabs on your bottom.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!