What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.