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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.