What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

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What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you do when you're attacked by a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.