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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.