What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

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What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.