What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude