What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star Wars.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude