What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What is it called when a gamer fights someone?

An Asthma attack.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude