What do you cal a man with no arms and ...

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when he lost all his money?

I'm paw!

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?