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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!