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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

Claude Jokes More Claude Jokes

Who's there! Claude! Claude who?

Claudework Orange!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude