What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.