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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What do you call half a ginger?

George.