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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What looks like half a cat?

The other half!