He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
Because 4 8 16!
You have diafetus
Pre-nup brittle.
For me, a year's supply.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
He liked cold cash.
Santa stops after 3 Ho's
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
PGA Tour.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
Let me count the ways... Five.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
The number of the car that hit you.
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
A dope ring.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
