He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.
Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Because the material is so groovy.
Take your combat boot off his head.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.
Because 6 8 9
Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.
One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because 7 8 9.
82
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
