He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.
Her: 44&66 HARDER!
Rugs and kisses!
They have to find babysitters for their wives.
4 ducks-because they are in a row.
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Because they're always high and outside.
He was too far out, man.
The balls are for decoration!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
1% milk
He was caught counting carbs.
Because they can't count to
Because it was a Number 2.
The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement
It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
So men can remember them.
A Mississippi cup.
Mississippi.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
