He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Nothing. They just waved.
Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
He became a quack head
Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
They can only learn 4 moves.
He was too far out.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
To get drunk
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU
One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a...
Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.
The number of the car that hit him.
He keeps a log
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
