I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.
It was a Good Year...
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
They both lie about their emissions.
Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding
This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.
A hummingbird
THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?
You see a woman learn her place.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
A X-pert
Are you syncing what I"m syncing
They are both generators (jenner-rater)