I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
Root position cords.
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
Untrustable
Because they're both full of stuffing!
He was stuffed.
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Ireland: More bars in more places
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard
A pumpkin!