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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs?

A thyme machine.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Where was the toothbrush invented?

West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.