Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Device Jokes More Device Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing